|The Wonderful Things My Eyebrows Can Do|
(Keep scrolling and yours can do them too!)
Oh, the wonderful things your eyebrows can do!
They can make an expression that says woo hoo
They can frame your face and a be more than just fuzz.
How about yours?
Are they more than just fuzz?
They enhance your beauty... bippity bop.
And keep sweat on the outs when you hippity hop.
They can be just as important as your hairity do.
And express more in silence than a simple haiku.
Your eyebrows can do it
if you groom them to.
They can block out the rain
DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DOPP
DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DOPP DOPP DOPP
With the right kind of shape they'll do more than not talk.
With the right kind of tweeze they can work like a clock.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Your brows can be wonders.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
They'll be better than thunders!
They'll create balance
In one second flat.
And it's very very hard to do a thing like that!
Your brows can arch
Like the soft, soft whisper of the raise of an eye.
YOU can pluck them to
I think you ought to try.
Oh the wonderful things your eyebrows can do.
Why don't you try to get them to?
Watch my tutorial for a review.
...(And then scroll past it, because there's a special bonus)...
Tutorial includes: The most accurate way to shape your brows, The 30 second brow, The more involved brow, but still easy peas and natural looking.
Shape Your Eyebrows According to Face Shape and Features
But first you must take this pledge:
"I (insert name here) promise NEVER to over pluck. It will age me. When in doubt, I will go without--plucking that hair in question."